不懂装懂之十九`````````文科男修灯记

不懂

前几天，俺LP忽然叫我去厨房看看，说吊顶灯不亮了````````

俺应了声````````心想``````````````或许是灯管坏了吧`````````，于是去储藏柜找备用灯管，````````````结果````````````草``````劳资一根备用品都没有`````````

看来要去买新的了，```````````


幸好客卫里灯具和厨房灯是一种型号，


我想`````````反正卫生间里灯有两组，而且我也不用，于是就去拆了卫生间的灯管，换到了厨房间的灯里````````````

结果``````````````外甥打灯笼````````````````````````````还是不亮`````````````

看来是灯出了问题```````````

因为不知道怎么拆卸吊顶，所以一个电话打给物业，请电工来修```````````

物业费每月不是白给的```````````果然``````由于俺一向按时缴纳保护费`````````立马```````电工师傅来了

````````````抬头一看，我马上机灵的拉过去梯子，
他取出随身一把泥瓦匠的批刀，一插，一撬``````````````哦```````````原来是这样拆卸啊``````````劳资也会了````````


手电一照，说灯没问题，可能是线路或接触问题，要拆了灯回去看下````````


哦``````````好吧，你拆吧````````


哦 ``````工具么带全，````````我先帮你看下这样行不行``````````哦`````````不行`````````灯坏掉了，``````


我灯管是好的啊``刚换上去````````


那就是灯里的方镑坏掉了，``````````你去买个新的，我回头来帮你装````````````


我 连忙道谢````````送到门口`````````随手塞了包好烟```````

丝丝点翠

下次就叫我去修，出门时随手就塞点和田啊、翡翠啊，就好了，

不懂

手机拍了张灯的图片，尺子量了下尺寸，
第二天抽空去了原先买灯的大卖场````````````结果，人家撤柜了```````````

好吧```劳资又去了上海最大的灯具市场```````心想``````这里总肯定有吧````````````

顺利找到``````````````但``````````没找到我要的型号，开口询问`````

去年就停产了```````````不会吧````````库存品有么`````````````？
没有，``````````
样品还有么？
`````````````没有！

那我要这个尺寸的其他型号有么？

没有！
现在都是30CM尺寸的，原本31.5CM的停产了。

那```````````看来只能去别家看看了

逛完了市场里所有卖灯的，都不生产这种尺寸的灯具了`````````````

草！难道我换灯还得拆除所有吊顶，连横梁什么来个重新装修不成？

看来 买新灯是不可能了。
我得在旧灯上动脑筋``````````

想起 以前家里灯坏了的话，大都是丝哒特，坏了，换个就可以了，想回家拆了看，````````````


````````劳资没有水泥工的批刀`````````怎么拆吊顶`````````


于是又去了五金店买刀``````


晚上 回家拆`````````


靠！```````当时的装修工人果然偷懒，````````
好吧 ，不会修我还不会拆啊````````````暴力拆卸```````````

取下 后一看郁闷了```````````这是集程块一体结构``````````

或许 ``````````没有买灯，可以换集程块？

又一天下午，劳资借口出外勤```````````溜号`````````去了电子品市场``````````

结果 ```````````竟然连旧货店`````````中古店里都没有配``````````

好吧````劳资输掉````````

不懂

俺是文科的````````对电工这块屁都不懂``````````````````小时侯被电过一次`````````所以对这种东西很抵触`````````

结果`````````我去```````````这么多电阻，这么多小东西``````````放大镜下都看不懂哪里出问题了啊`````````

旧货店主取来安培表一测```````确实是其中哪个出问题了```````````没办法`````扔了吧`````````````这灯修不好了```````

我去``````````````````````不是钱的问题啊````````````

要不```````你别买一样的型号，我帮你换其他型号上去，

````草`````````早说啊``````````我来时就问你了啊```````````

结果`````````找了许多，都不合适，不是厚度多了就是大了，小了，``````````总之`````````没用了````````

劳资这时听到边上有人问有LED灯卖么````````````

老板 被招呼过去了````````

劳资无奈下，走出店门````````又开始瞎逛`````````````


眼睛 四处随意扫荡`````````````````（特么象及了古玩早市里的我``````````````）

忽然眼光被一块破损广告牌吸引``````````（广告内容**）

不要 想歪了，``````````````我是看到破损广告牌下端一破损处掉出一串LED灯组`````````好奇下，伸手触摸```````

柔软 ？

温度不高`````````````

灵感 来了```````````

不懂

转身去了刚才那家好说话的店里，去看了刚才没有注意的LED灯

挑选了一块大小合适的，买了顺带的方磅，回家自己组装试验下`````````

（特意提早回家，省得万一搞砸锅被家人耻笑）



找了旧螺丝，手枪钻开孔`````````安装`````````固定？用胶带！

什么最大功率，输出多少````````````劳资文盲！！！``````````就是动手能力超强！


改装完成！

开灯看效果````````````````````````````哦凯！！！```````````````````灯亮了！！！


连续 开了一小时后检查，一切正常！````````````真心小佩服自己一下下```````````理工文盲还能玩转电灯```````````看来以后修电脑都不用请朋友了```````

兰佩紫菊簪黄

很厉害，严重表扬，。

十乐Ω

靠这也行 佩服的五体投地，我家那位电力学出身，家里灯坏了到现在还没帮我解决呐～

淳淳

兄太沉迷了，连家里的灯泡也是古玩

lidayao

到底文科生，讲故事超级棒！